ILIA ORACLE
M.R.SHA'BANZAD
Monday, July 31, 2006
And The God Created the Woman
And The God Created the Woman
و خداوند زن را آفريد

God created Woman out of the left side of man

خداوند زن را از پهلوي چپ مرد آفريد

not from his head to be above him

نه از سر او تا بر او مسلط گردد

not from his foot to be trampled by him

نه از پاي او تا لگد كوب اميال او گردد

but from his side to be equal with him

بلكه از پهلوي او تا برابر او باشد

and from under his arm to be supported by him

و از زير بازوي او تا در حمايت او باشد

and from nearest to his heart

و از نزديكترين نقطه به قلب او

to be loved by him.

تا مورد عشق او باشد

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Tuesday, July 04, 2006
Life's Lesson
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by thedoor of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only tenyears and I'll give you back the other ten?"
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people,do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-yearlifespan."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty longtime to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into thefield with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves,and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give youa life span of sixty years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixtyyears. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marryand enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty,the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, andthe ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God,"You asked for it."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoyourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support ourfamily. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain thegrandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch andbark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you ..........

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